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Day 51: They have accepted me as their leader & still do not know that i am a robot.
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new pet snek c:
|17 hours ago||6 notes|
|#the life of a pair of goggles #the face of a pair of goggles #snek|
|21 hours ago||191,419 notes||via: official--batman
Sketches of various constrictor profiles, attempting to help illustrate that these snakes don’t just vary in color and size, but there’s tons of variation even down to facial structure.
This was a fun exercise~
|21 hours ago||6,760 notes||via: hissssssss
the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”
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ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN. ALREADY THE HALLOWEEN TAG IS FILLING UP WITH BORING AND INSULTING SLUT SHAMING STUFF. CELEBRATE ANY WAY YOU WANT TO.
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TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?
Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?
TSA: why do u always do this?
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