when your friend curses in front of your parents
When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule
“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”
yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,
“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”
Loki was never Odin’s son.
Loki was never Laufey’s son.
But Loki has and always will be Frigga’s son.
pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?
when your otp does the forehead touching thing
When your otp does the canon not canon thing
when your otp does the “almost kiss” thing.
When your otp does the dying thing
The many ways to tie a scarf. I think NYC looks the most difficult but also the cutest. Which one’s your favorite?
stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye
my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing
so nice when u can be quiet with someone without it being awkward
i’LL SPEND THE REST OF MY DAYS WONDERING WHICH ONE SHE’S SMILING AT TBH??? WHO MADE FUKAWA SMILE whO MADE HER HAPPY I NEED TO KNOW SO I CAN GIVE ONE OF YOU A MEDAL
I think she’s happy because this is probably the first time she have friends since a long time ago. She feel included and respected.