August 2012
when i’m dead and i’m a ghost i’ll be too scared to haunt places at night because what if there are ghosts
me after finishing a really good book
- me: finishes book
- me: slowly closes book
- me: exhales slowly
- me: inhales slowly
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me: PTERODACTYL SCREECH
- me: DYING WHALE NOISES
- me: LION ROAR
My life has become nothing but boredom, loneliness, and sexual frustration… this must be fixed.
Fuck. story of my life.
Go put ▼ in my ask, and I'll answer
You are:
[] A piece of trash
[] Alright
[] Average
[] Cute
[] Beautiful
[] Sexy
[] BeyonceIf you kissed me I would:
[] Kiss you back
[] Throw up
[] Smile and laugh
[] Push you away
[] Slap youIf you asked me out I would say:
[] That’s disgusting
[] No, sorry
[] Yes
[] Sweet Beysus yesCan we cuddle?
[] Don’t touch me lesser
[] I guess
[] YesSex?
[] Just no.
[] Eh sure
[] Maybe
[] Do it. Fuck me now.Specify IC or OOC